By John Richardson
I was sharing lunch with a highly de-motivated Singapore-based chemicals industry employee recently and the great British 1970s sitcom, The Good Life, came to mind.
In that sitcom, Tom Good, played by the actor Richard Briers, is meeting "Sir", the boss of the plastics processing company where he works as a draftsman. The company specialises in designing and moulding those little plastic toys you used to get (or might still get - I am not sure) free in your breakfast cereal.
"Sir" puts his arm around Tom, who he has noticed for the first time because he has been introduced by his friend Jerry, played by the late and great Paul Eddington, as "our top designer". Jerry is a monumental crawler and, as a result, is in an executive position.
Anyway, "Sir" says to Tom, or roughly words to this effect: "A new bubble has just come off the top of our think tank and I want you to take charge of this project - plastic hippopotamuses (or was it giraffes? Couldn't find on Google). Are you excited? Do you think you are the man for the job?"
He is speaking in one of those annoyingly enthusiastic voices you may have heard in meetings and wished "if only I could have the presence of mind to fake it that well".
Tom, is of course, supposed to show enthusiasm in order to crawl up the slippery corporate ladder, but instead bursts out laughing, goes home, quits his job, and decides to become self-sufficient by growing all his own food - and keeping livestock - in his suburban back garden.
To return to my lunch with the unhappy chemicals-industry employee, he had been ground down by having to bite his tongue in so many long and dull meetings that when his boss asked for ideas for a new corporate slogan, he replied: "How about 'The Relentless Pursuit of Mediocrity?' "
He lives in a condominium with a window box as a back garden and so growing fruit and vegetables for a new career is not an option.
Anonymous contributions would be gratefully received for comments you would have liked to have made in company meetings, but felt unable to do so. This is your chance to let off some steam.
I was sharing lunch with a highly de-motivated Singapore-based chemicals industry employee recently and the great British 1970s sitcom, The Good Life, came to mind.
In that sitcom, Tom Good, played by the actor Richard Briers, is meeting "Sir", the boss of the plastics processing company where he works as a draftsman. The company specialises in designing and moulding those little plastic toys you used to get (or might still get - I am not sure) free in your breakfast cereal.
"Sir" puts his arm around Tom, who he has noticed for the first time because he has been introduced by his friend Jerry, played by the late and great Paul Eddington, as "our top designer". Jerry is a monumental crawler and, as a result, is in an executive position.
Anyway, "Sir" says to Tom, or roughly words to this effect: "A new bubble has just come off the top of our think tank and I want you to take charge of this project - plastic hippopotamuses (or was it giraffes? Couldn't find on Google). Are you excited? Do you think you are the man for the job?"
He is speaking in one of those annoyingly enthusiastic voices you may have heard in meetings and wished "if only I could have the presence of mind to fake it that well".
Tom, is of course, supposed to show enthusiasm in order to crawl up the slippery corporate ladder, but instead bursts out laughing, goes home, quits his job, and decides to become self-sufficient by growing all his own food - and keeping livestock - in his suburban back garden.
To return to my lunch with the unhappy chemicals-industry employee, he had been ground down by having to bite his tongue in so many long and dull meetings that when his boss asked for ideas for a new corporate slogan, he replied: "How about 'The Relentless Pursuit of Mediocrity?' "
He lives in a condominium with a window box as a back garden and so growing fruit and vegetables for a new career is not an option.
Anonymous contributions would be gratefully received for comments you would have liked to have made in company meetings, but felt unable to do so. This is your chance to let off some steam.
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