Elastomers and crystals heat up your cellulite

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In a new and daunting undergarment to romeos everywhere, elastomers and heating crystals will not only pull in those determinedly extruding parts of the female anatomy but also melt the unwanted cellulite away, according to this article in today’s Daily Mail.

 

As women sit bathed in the comforting warmth of the self-heating crystals, and the cellulite simply “drips” away, the Blog hopes that unlike the new Alli slimming drug it does not result in unsightly “leakage”.

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One Response to Elastomers and crystals heat up your cellulite

  1. Robbo 12 May, 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    Good to see Mother getting out and about and keeping warm.

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