In gleeful anticipation of the speedy triumph of justice in the case, a few Madoff jokes have been going the rounds.
1 Congress says they're looking into the Bernie Madoff scandal. So the guy who made $50 billion disappear, is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
2 The Obama Administration rolled out its much-awaited foreclosure-prevention plan on Wednesday nicknamed "The Ponzi Policy", saying if it could work for Bernie Madoff, it could work for the United States. The plan asks those facing foreclosure to simply send a cheque for a thousand dollars to the first name on the list, "Fannie Mae", then place their name at the bottom of the list, and ask 275 million friends to do the same.
3 "It looks like more than 13,000 people were caught up in that Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme. You know what a Ponzi scheme is? That's where you throw good money after bad, or as the government calls it, a stimulus package." -- Jay Leno
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