Why mess around with old-fashioned paper business cards when you can be chewing on Meat Cards?
Have your contact information seared onto beef jerky by laser beam. It's environmentally friendly and protein rich.
(Photo Meat Cards)
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The Blog is horrified to hear that in addition to beef jerky business cards, there is also "Brief Jerky," a line in male underwear, but strictly non-edible.