Tiger Woods jokes

By Barbara Ortner on November 29, 2009 1:31 PM

Golf being the chosen sport of the petrochemical industry, it would be remiss of the Blog to ignore the biggest golf story of recent times. Here we share a few topical Tiger Woods jokes which I read this morning...

 

  • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
  • Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
  •   I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees. 
  •  Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.
  • What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

And more Tiger Woods jokes in today's Sunday Times

 

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