SAN ANTONIO (Chemicals Confidential)--The best jokes I remember from recent chemical industry conferences:
Andy Nicholson tiger joke
Two friends are out walking in the forest. Suddenly, one of them spots a tiger that looks both hungry and angry.
The other friend sits down, and puts on his running shoes. Seeing this, the first guy says, "Do you really think that these shoes will help you out-run the tiger?"
And his friend replies calmly "I don't have to out-run the tiger. I just have to out-run you."
Sim Elman rubber joke
What do a tyre company and 365 used condoms have in common?