Jokes about volcanic ash cloud

It's not going to be very funny for those ICIS editors and petchem folk still stranded away from home, but my colleague Frank in Houston has spotted these jokes on MSNBC about the volcanic eruption ...

"The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe."

"Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!"

"Call it Iceland's revenge, but it appears there is no more effective a way for a small country to get its own back on a larger one than to have an erupting volcano in its midst."

"We said 'send cash', not ash!" another posting read.