The business traveller's workout

The idea of using suitcases as props for an airport workout is anathema to this Blog. Committed to the concept of travelling light and getting to a comfortable chair as quickly as possible, the Blog is appalled to read about:

• The gorilla press - lifting a suitcase with both hands over your head then lowering it to the ground.
• The luggage lift - grab two suitcases, one on each side, bend knees and lift. Repeat.
• The step challenge - using a large chest suitcase as a step, climb on and off while carrying two small cases.