Some jokes going around in Berlin ...
Last time I flew back from EPCA in Berlin, sausages exploded in my luggage. It was a wurst case scenario.
A man goes to see his dentist.
"I think I'm a moth," he says.
"You need to see a doctor, not a dentist. Why did you come here?" asks the dentist.
"Well, the light was on."
From Ilana (referencing the sunny weather during EPCA)
All the Germans are so fed up with Greece that they have threatened:
"Sort out your economy or we won't give you back your weather."