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wedding cake Rex.jpgI absolutely love this article about a newlywed couple finding out that their wedding cake was made of polystyrene, which Stuart spotted on the BBC news website today. Since everyone is usually too full to manage more sweet food at the end of a wedding reception, and the concept of the cake is more ceremonial and symbolic than gastronomic, the Blog thinks that this would be a good new market for hard-pressed polystyrene producers to explore.

Yankees win - ugh!

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Yankees1.JPGPicture his despair when Joe Chang, a die-hard New York Mets fan - who did NOT want to see the New York Yankees win the World Series - got to his desk the morning following their triumph to find it covered in Yankees logos.

 

His mournful cry of "Noooo!!!" chilled the bones of all who were working in the Park Avenue South NYC offices of ICIS Chemical Business.

It's a Plastic Life

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plastic life 1.jpgPhotographer Vincent Bousserez has made a series of exquisite pictures of tiny plastic folk in giant landscapes. The collection has achieved a mass following, and his photographs sell for up to £1,800, according to an article in today's Metro.

 

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The Blog has often mused on why golf is the sport du moment of the petrochemical industry. Why not football? Why not tennis? Why not flower-arranging?

 

Football had its brief moment in the spotlight after some eager 5-a-side games at EPL and the infamous annual APLA national team championship where players' nationalities can be pretty fluid and injuries are always multiple.

 

After this brief flowering, golf has reasserted its stranglehold on the industry. As a non-golfer, I've enjoyed the alternative trips round stately homes, spa outings, the funny speeches and especially the takeaway golfshirts with company logos which stay untouched, some still in their plastic wrappers, on a high shelf in the wardrobe.

 

Now a friend has emailed the Blog a promo video for Calloway's "Big Bertha" golf club which is unsuitable not only for a corporate blog but also so unsuitable that it was quarantined by the ICIS anti-virus filter. At first I thought it must be a spoof, but have subsequently found it on YouTube. While browsing through Calloway's range of amusing golfing ads, I came across this one on "hitting a 3-metal from salad" ...

 

 

freshfaces.jpgAccording to the American Chemistry Council's new website which launched today, plastic is the newest trend in couture, and to make the point the site will present the Gen Art "Fresh Faces in Fashion" Los Angeles Show on 29 October, hosted by actress Kaley Cuoco, star of the popular CBS sitcom, The Big Bang Theory.

 

"From Paris to Milan to New York, plastics are showing up in a variety of innovative and unusual ways on the runway including funky jewelry, 10-inch platform shoes and even sequined mini-dresses made from recycled plastic bottles."

 

The Blog was particularly entranced by this link to "How Many Bottles to Make a Handbag."

 

(photo: plasticsmakeitpossible.com)

 

air asia wedding photo Flight.jpgAnyone with Asian connections will know all about the cult of pre-wedding photos in exotic and luxurious locations, but one couple has chosen to make theirs unique by having them taken at AirAsia's low-cost terminal in Kuala Lumpur 

 

The Blog is full of admiration at this scoop by fellow blogger Barbara Cockburn on Flight, since we both started our blogging careers at the Reed Charity Blogathon two years ago.

 

The photos remind me that when ICIS and Flight shared a Singapore office in Millenia Tower, romantic couples in wedding dress would come every day to be photographed at the foot of the tower, clearly an auspicious symbol in the Singapore landscape.

 

(photo: Dennis Yap/Flight)

epca Day_2_EPCA_002.jpgI had to laugh yesterday when I saw a leaflet for a local stand-up comedy gig starring an up-and-coming comedian called Stuart Goldsmith. Just why it should be so amusing to picture olefins trader Stuart Goldsmith as a stand-up comedian is hard to explain to those readers who don't know him.

 

I remember being impressed to see a review of a new Picasso biography by art historian John Richardson, when we all know the more famous John Richardson, blogger of Asian Chemicals Connections.

 

A simple Google search shows that very few of us have sole rights to our own name.

 

My namesake is a Viennese opera singer, my daughter's is a supermodel, and my husband's is busy scoring goals for Port Vale when he can take time off from being an Australian surfing champion.

 

For more on same, see: Two John Mitchells

 

(photo: EPCA 2009)

USB sunglasses

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ck usb sunglasses.jpgThese Calvin Klein ck USB shades fit the bill for the Blog for being both plastic and designed for business travel.  The right arm has a flash drive that can be plugged into a computer, so one minute you can be looking cool and the next hard at work, although pretty stupid if you try to wear them with only one arm.

amsterdam traing oct 2009 002.jpgThe trip to Amsterdam for the ICIS Training seminars is a journey of two halves. Heathrow Terminal 4 is spacious and empty after its recent refurbishment and before all the airlines move back in. The KLM flight is punctual, and the afternoon on-board snack is a cup of tea and two oatmeal biscuits - frugal, but still positive.

 

Then things take a turn for the worse. Peter T has surpassed himself in his economising with the hotel where we are staying, across the road from the hotel where the training will be held. I open the door and sidle in to a narrow single room, with a single bed against the wall and a tiny bathroom one metre square. There'll be no swinging of cats here, because with my arms outstretched I can touch all four white-tiled walls at once.

 

It's a shock to get up in the dark but we get off to a good start to the day, with just the local Dutch delegates delayed as always by the Amsterdam rush hour traffic.

 

 

 

 

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Over lunch, one of the delegates tells us that only her boss can know that she is out on a training course. She has had to tell her colleagues she is taking a day's holiday, as all external training expenditure has been axed. The other delegates nod in agreement. Nevertheless, Peter tells me that our training delegate numbers are up and that we will probably squeeze an extra course before the end of the year.

 

"People are finding there's a little bit of money left in their budgets, and they need to spend it," he says.

 

The other hot topic at lunch is the day's news of the run on Dutch bank DSB.

  

During Nigel's afternoon paper on "Petrochemicals - a changed world," I help myself to a tea labelled "Sterrenmunt," thinking with my clearly inadequate command of Dutch that this must be spearmint. My mouth fills with the most disgusting liquid, an indescribably horrible concoction which I later read on the label is a herbal brew of liquorice and anis. To be avoided.

 

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Goodbye to Berlin

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It's Tuesday midday and the ICIS suite is as empty as a hollow gourd. In writing the final word on the EPCA 2009 conference in Berlin, the Blog will be careful to avoid all mention of the usual Top 10 parties, after a friend hinted that it aroused jealousy and ire amongst wives and stay-at-home colleagues, and gave quite the wrong impression of what we get up to at conferences. Hmmm 
 
In its place, the Blog has been tirelessly compiling an alternative listing of Best of Bests...
 
Most Complaints - security at the Interconti, stopping people from entering the bars and meeting areas, even the restrooms, without a delegate badge.
 
Most Failures to Meet - There was the usual quota of people turning up at the wrong place or wrong time or just failing to connect. Prize to Daphne and Truong who failed to meet on at least four occasions.
 
Most Puzzling Vehicle - 2 large coaches for Helm parked continuously outside the Steigenberger Hotel.
 
Best Thing about the Steigenberger Hotel - huge showers.
 
Most sobering news - five redundancies due to "restructuring" in seemingly rapid succession: Barry H, Nick K, Andy S, Alan T, Kieran D...
 
Photos Most Looking Forward to Seeing: Vopak party; EPCA photos on website (in about three months' time going on previous experience); trying on Russian hats at Checkpoint Charlie; Nigel and cigars at Accenture party.
 
Biggest Promise - Hans K who volunteered to speak at 2010 ICIS Aromatics conference on "Being in Chapter 11."
 
Best Early Morning Walk - Steigenberger to Interconti, each day rejoicing in the lack of rain or snow.
 
Most Wacky Dresser - tall guy from ISP at the Mitsubishi party, in skin-tight shiny shirt and twisted red neckscarf - surrounded by 100 men in dark suits.
 
Best Chemical View - from the Sasol-Huntsman suite on the 7th floor of the Interconti Trigon, over water (always calming), autumnal trees and the Berlin skyline including the Reichstag, and Fernsehturm.
 
Most Extravagant Use of Company Resources - Russian delegation staying at the historic Adlon Hotel, most expensive hotel in town and miles from the conference, with its 3rd Reich connections, by the Brandenburg Gate.
 
Nicest Compliments about the Blog - Fred H and Marija K.
 
Most Touching Exhibition of Male Competitiveness - Joe D and Barry H disputing who got the highest scores for chairing an ICIS conference in the delegate feedback.
 
Most Superfluous Items in Packed Luggage - evening bag, sunglasses, camera charger, new grey tights, which turned out to be TOTALLY the wrong shade of grey (whoever knew that greys could clash), new necklace from Argentina (which didn't go with anything).
 
Most Avidly Discussed ICIS News Article - Exxonmobil speech - attracted huge attention from Japanese delegates.
 
Most Requested ICIS Report - Benzene (Europe).
 
Most Pointless Innovation - Twitterfeed on my blog: it never worked. I devotedly updated it all day Sunday and Monday with my every thought and action, creating a repository of information too trivial even for the Blog, including highlights such as the arrival in the ICIS suite of a mystery bouquet of stargazer lilies, and all to no avail.
 
Most Shipbrokers Per Square Metre - the Chelsea vs Liverpool football match Sunday night at the Irish Bar.
 
PS Update on social kiss agenda:
No sightings of the male-on-male kiss at EPCA 2009. I did see two male delegates walking with arms around each other - but guess they were shipbrokers.
 
 
 

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