Mined minerals used in cosmetics are vastly superior to liquid formulations - more healthy, more natural and recommended by dermatologists - according to a puff piece for bareMinerals in the February issue of British Airways' "Shop" magazine.
In a risibly pseudo scientific piece which should be used in journalism school for critique purposes, the beauty reviewer writes of the "100% natural formulation":
"The secret lies in a blend of titanium dioxide and zinc oxide ..., mica (light reflective, conceals imperfections), iron oxide (adds pigment) and bismuth oxychloride ... that result in a hydrating protective and perfecting hybrid of skin care and make-up ..."
How can it have happened that I am the designated driver for the road trip from Houston to San Antonio for NPRA?
Ethylene Nelson, 93, a former US Navy nurse and White House employee, has been celebrated for her fortitude and long and varied life in this 
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The beauty pageant for the title Miss Plastic 2010 sounds like something that is open to employees of polymer manufacturers, rather like
Tupperware's top North American saleswoman is a fabulous blonde drag queen, performing as
Sandra Bullock looked divine in a purple plastic Bottega Veneta gown at Monday night's Golden Globes in